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EUROPEAN UNION YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT ME FROM THIS
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I have had the honor of working on two different comics projects with Don Hertzfeldt. But this is the story of my first interaction with the man.
Scooby's lineage goes back to the age of myth,
His oldest known ancestor, Enki Doo, even co-stars in the first known work of fiction
ok, here’s my cool new minecraft challenge. it’s called fury road. you go on single biome mode and set it to desert.
If you want trees, you have to find an npc selling saplings. If you want grass, you have to find an existing paddock in a village and then mine additional dirt blocks out of the earth. make the green place yourself.
He understands
Video description. Caption: making sure I always validate my cat's fears so he doesn't feel silly for being scared. Video: rainy day. Human lifts up bed covers to show a cat hiding. Human strokes cat and speaks gently. Voice: hey we're okay. It's just rain. You just have supersonic hearing. And normally, that is beneficial to you because you can hear predators and prey. But you are a house cat, so you really don't have either of those things. So really all your hearing does is uh, you can hear when I wake up and harass me for food, and you can hear when I open the pantry door. So both food-related benefits. But the good news is you're being so brave 'cause look! You barely went inside the covers! Normally you're like WAY wedged in there. You're very brave for that, so kudos. You can stay in there as long as you want. Would you like a treat? Are you hungry? Yes, maybe? Video: cat looks interested and climbs off the bed. Voice: Yes! Good boy! You're just like mommy. I too would overcome my fear if there was food in it for me. Let's go! Video: cat goes into pantry and human gives him a square of Fancy Feast. Voice: good boy!
oh okay. heart steps right out of my chest and falls down the stairs
text reads: Because analog television uses radio waves to carry information, some of the white noise is the television receiving microwaves from the cosmic microwave background, an important trace of the Big Bang. NASA describes, “Turn your television to an ‘in between’ channel, and part of the static you will see if the afterglow of the big bang”. This is also true for radio. When it is adjusted to a frequency that is between stations, part of the sound heard is remnant radiation from the Big Bang from around 13.7 billion years ago.
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I know a guy, but the guy is Google
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in 2017 i went on 3 dates with a boy who always "knew a guy" for every possible situation. car broke? knows a guy. locked out of your home? knows a guy. need a doctor? knows a guy. i dated him just to find out where he knew all those guys and it turned out he just had a phonebook — Onion™ (they/them) (@AnarchOnion) June 5, 2023
like I'd tell him i need my laptop fixed and he'd tell me to my face "i know a guy" and then either look up or Google some repair shop in town and ask them to give him a quote. and then he'd come back to me and be like "okay my guy says he'll do it for X€" — Onion™ (they/them) (@AnarchOnion) June 5, 2023
this went on to the point where I was like low-key convinced that he was involved with the mob or something but no?? like as far as I can tell he just committed to the bit of "knowing a guy" — Onion™ (they/them) (@AnarchOnion) June 5, 2023. End ID]
